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Ten Things Only Babies Can Pull Off

lolliblog:

  1. Thigh rolls.
  2. Saggy diapers.
  3. An overturned bowl of spaghetti on the head.
  4. Chortling and/or gurgling.
  5. Toothlessness.
  6. Bibs (unless they disposable plastic and have a picture of a lobster).
  7. Exposed protuberant or “outie” belly buttons.
  8. Sailor outfits.
  9. Small plastic barrettes.
  10. Waddling around comically then falling down.

True

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sweet-bitsy:

Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE

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natashavc:

GIRLS WHO CAN PULL OFF THIS GIANT LOW TANK ARM THING ARE ESSENTIALLY 1% PERCENTERS OF THE FEMALE POPULATION AND I RESENT THEM. I CANNOT DO THIS. I AM NOT AT A POINT IN MY SIDE BOOB-SPILL-OVER-ARM-FLUB GAME WHERE I CAN PULL THIS OFF. ALSO I HAVE A VERY SHORT (STOCKY) TORSO THAT I BUY SHIRTS TO MASK —NOT TO REVEAL THE SACK OF DOUGH SHAPED MEASUREMENTS OF MY UPPER BODY. FURTHERMORE I OWN LIKE TWO, MAYBE THREE BRAS, BUT I ONLY WEAR ONE. AND I WEAR IT ALL THE TIME. IT IS COMFORTABLE AND SUPPORTIVE AND CERTAINLY NOT NEON . I CANNOT TRANSITION INTO BUYING ‘CUTE’ BRAS AND MATCHING THEM TO OTHER PARTS OF MY CLOTHING. I AM ANGRY THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME.

I SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TALL SKINNY GIRLS AND I THINK ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY WHEN WE OF THE SQUAT RACE BEGIN OUR WAR AGAINST YOU. 

Yeah, but she’s got serious armpit vagina going on, so there’s that.

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kungfupunk:

acornfables:

Plastinated animals for an exhibit by Gunther van Hagens

This is amazing!

😧

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He met Pope Francis."
Submitted By: Jessica D.
(via Buzzfeed)

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architectureofdoom:

Trees growing from the ruins of weapons from battlefields

I’m not sure why, but this makes me sad.

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